My Brain in Internet Form

Chat 70066Notes
  • News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.
Via scones & POTATOES.
Video 12027Notes

i-can-sew-shit:

this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever


Via Stay Classy.

Photo 6756Notes
Via My mom says I'm cool. Zoom

(Source: memewhore)


Text 5281Notes

queerard:

i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around

Via Shut up, I think I'm hilarious.
Text 302Notes

gradies:

miranda cosine

Via My mom says I'm cool.
Text 393Notes

dalailamaofficial:

step 1: url

step 2: url and name

step 3: name

step 4: friendship

Via Shut up, I think I'm hilarious.
Text 326Notes

annawintour:

go go gadget morbid obesity

Via Shut up, I think I'm hilarious.
Text 55493Notes

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

Via I go to seek a Great Perhaps
Photo 7498Notes
littlerunnerboy: Iron Man vs. Batman : The Ultimate Battle Via (1) Facebook Zoom

littlerunnerboy:

Iron Man vs. Batman : The Ultimate Battle

(Source: anenvelopewithoutanaddress)


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perostiles: The last book you will ever need. Via My mom says I'm cool. Zoom

perostiles:

The last book you will ever need.


Photo 8419Notes
Via My mom says I'm cool.

(Source: onlylolgifs)


Text 22584Notes

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.

(Source: fapitalism)

Via Shut up, I think I'm hilarious.
Photo 19769Notes
funniest10k: Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow Via My mom says I'm cool.

funniest10k:

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

(Source: jmandrake)


Text 16714Notes

flowsik:rosevests:

I ████████ can’t ████████ understand ████████ your ████████ accent ████████████████████████████████

Via My mom says I'm cool.
Photo 17023Notes
Via The Suite Life of Zack, NOT Cody.


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